Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I know your little secret!


So, I continue my tales of travel in the Delhi Metro. People still kick each other, push over, and when the metro door opens, rush in. The funny thing is that no matter if someone is for the time being physically incapacitated or let us say has an injured foot or back, but when the the metro comes over, they all can sprint at a pace which would shame Usain Bolt.

Moving over the usual, something totally unusual happened. Allow me to tell you the glorious tale.

I was at the CST Interchange (Central Secretariat), when I was waiting for the metro. A girl somewhat around my age, stands right next to me ignoring the queue that was there. However, the first thing that I noticed was not her, but the book that she was reading- the soft porn which has taken over Europe. Guess?

Fifty Shades of Grey

Now I am not judging, and this comes from the guy who has read through all 4 books of Twilight. In my defence, the first book deserved a little credit, and then since I had read the first already, I had this need for a closure. There, I have admitted it.

But, I digress. Let me return to the girl. The crazy devil that I am, I just couldn’t let go. The metro comes and, she luckily gets a seat in the general compartment, I purposely take a position where I could observe her from discreetly- someplace not too far, not exactly close, but close enough for her to notice me should I decide to make an appearance out of thin air. I had approximately 22 mins to make my move.

Tik tock!

Like a silent assassin, I wait for my quarry to give me a glimpse of an opportunity that I was waiting for. Almost 20 min had passed, and my station was coming up next. And then…

She turned a very delicate shade of red. SHE BLUSHED! Voila!

And there I had it! Now, if you can. Imagine me smirking like a devil, ear to ear. Suddenly, as if aware of me, she looks at me straight in the eye. I wink with a knowing smile, which subtly says “I know your little secret”, which makes her blush even more and before she could react, I get off at my station without caring to look back.

2 comments:

  1. Let's pretend her name was Victoria, because now YOU know Victoria's Secret :)
    Sorry for the PJ. Amusing anecdote!

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  2. haha, she was a little too trashy to be named Victoria. And the joke was awesome! :)

    Only Rajnikant knows Victoria's real secret, we people are mortal! :D

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